Crochet Not Choke Sweatshirt
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Description
🖤 Crochet Not Choke Sweatshirt – Hilarious, Relatable, and Perfect for Stressed-Out Makers
Bring some cheeky humor to your cozy crafting days with the Crochet Not Choke Sweatshirt, featuring a grumpy bunny guarding a mountain of yarn alongside the bold quote “I Crochet So I Don’t Choke People.” Equal parts funny and fierce, this design captures the therapeutic magic of crochet in the most delightfully dramatic way.
Perfect for:
🧶 Crocheters, knitters, and yarn-obsessed creatives
😂 Anyone who uses crafting as stress relief (or anger management!)
🎁 Gifting to your favorite maker, fiber artist, or craft-night friend
☕ Wearing for cozy crochet sessions, weekend lounging, or daily laughs
Soft, warm, and wildly expressive — this sweatshirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who turns frustration into stitches instead of sass.
Shipping & Returns
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- Free Shipping: Available for all orders over $80 USD
- Standard Shipping: $4.99 USD flat rate for orders below $79.99 USD
Estimated Delivery Times (Includes Processing Time)
We ship worldwide with trusted carriers to ensure fast and reliable delivery.
- US / Canada / Europe / Asia / Australia: 7–21 business days
- Rest of the World: 10–30 business days
- Processing time is 0–2 business days. During holidays or high-volume periods, it may take up to 3–7 business days.
Returns & Exchanges
Your satisfaction is our priority.
We offer a 30-day return or exchange guarantee for defective or unsatisfactory products.
Please refer to our Return Policy for complete details on eligibility and how to initiate a return.
For hygiene and safety reasons, certain beauty accessories (e.g., used attachments, pads, or rollers) are non-returnable once opened.
Detail & Care
► Avoid using bleach
► Tumble drying is not recommended
► Only dry clean with perchloroethylene (PCE)
► Iron with medium heat setting
► Gentle wash cycle at 30°C or below
► Wash garment inside out alongside items of similar color
► Hang to dry
► Reshape while damp
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